22nd:

HEARTBREAKING: this toddler gaslighted his classmate into thinking her chocolate milk was actually “poo-poo water”

geminiagentgreen:

yazmadranistan:

Some of my favorites.

dovv:

zonaisona:

zonaisona:

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

wayneradiotv:

o-lanterns:

irradiatedsnakes:

pringles iron maiden

[reaches in]

AAAAAHHHGHHHHH!!! AAUUUGHH FUCK! SON OF A FREAKING MOTHER!!

[grabs chip] 

hoooh… okay. I’m okay. :)

[pulls my hand back out]

SHIT FUCKING HELL! AAAAHHHH AAAAAOOOOHH WHY-

[chip crunching]

mmm, yummy yummy! I think I’ll have another! :D [reaches in-]

thyrell:

toastpotent:

toastpotent:

tame the impala. cage the elephant. we are abusing these animals and it’s going too far. #veganthoughts

LITERALLY no one is talking about this…

for what its worth the goats are doing just fine in their native mountain habitat

radarthenerd:

simplywlw:

if you’re a bi girl with a boyfriend……. you’re valid and i love you 💖💫

If you’re a bi boy with a girlfriend, you are also valid and I love you 💖💫

kidmoddo:

THIS WAS A DREAM I HAD!!!!

mood2you:

tiktoks-we-like:

In a perfect would, men like me would not exist.

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

Good afternoon, the brazilian army forgot to tell bootboys to wear masks before they took pics for publicity and decided to solve the problem by drawing them on paint

Shoutout to the single dude wearing a real mask for making this image even funnier

rsbenedict:

klezmer-un-anarkhizm:

radicalmercy:

egowave:

gunsandfireandshit:

thepleasuregoblin:

GOOD! die bitch!

Comrade egowave making the news lol

A brief (and by no means complete) rundown of Henry Kissinger’s crimes against humanity:

• He sabotaged Vietnamese peace talks
  
• He bombed the shit out of Cambodia and Laos, which led to the rise of Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge
  
• He helped overthrow a democratically-elected president and put murderous dictator Augusto Pinochet in charge of Chile; Pinochet murdered tens of thousands of people
  
• He supported genocide in Pakistan
  
• He tried to stop Carter’s government from ending mass-murder in Argentina
  
• He supported Indonesia’s invasion of East Timor, which led to the deaths of about a quarter of East Timor’s people
  

In short, he’s spent his whole political career supporting mass-murder and oppression, and the United States has rewarded him for it over and over again.

theproblematicblogger:

There’s literally nothing funnier than this in the world